Archive for August, 2008

Barbeque Banzai!

August 19, 2008

What does barbeque have to do with Cookie? Nothing. Except this cute picture of her chomping down on a great new Nylabone toy I found at PETCO. It looks and smells like real BBQ baby back ribs, but it is actually durable plastic (glow in the dark plastic)! A good thing because, as most of you know, Cookie is allergic to beef and pork among other things. I picked this up as a souvenir for Ms. Cooks on our way back from the Bay Area Barbeque Cook Off and Music Festival. No, she was not able to attend, but she was there in spirit. I kept remarking to Tim, “Cookie would love this!” And how!

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It was a very hot day in Pleasanton, home of the Alameda County Fairgrounds. All the better to drink “lite” beer, lounge around and kill a few hours people watching.

There was so much barbeque from which to choose. I chose a BBQ sausage sandwich dinner (complete with slaw, cornbread and beans) from the Blazin’ Bronco stand. They had the most trophies. Tim ordered the pulled pork also from Blazin’. I couldn’t order the pork because the shape of a pig reminds me of the shape of Cookie. We ate, drank and listened to some bad music from the sound stage. Unfortunately, we missed the cooking demonstration by Rick Browne, renowned author, photographer, and BBQ “pitmaster”. I liked his festive picture I found on the internet.

His enthusiasm for barbeque is unbridled! In fact, in addition to all of his hobbies, he also holds an honorary Doctorate of Barbeque Philosophy degree. I don’t know what this means, but I love it! And so does Cookie, pictured at right, who is trying to cop his pitmaster style, well kind of.

BBQ Cookie

Build a Bulldog Workshop or Cookie’s Tender Toes, Pt. 2

August 18, 2008

Cookie’s dainty paws are finally feeling better. We took her to Mudpuppy’s on Saturday for her regularly scheduled medicated bath using Malaseb shampoo for pets. This medicated shampoo formulation for dogs, cats and horses really does wonders to curb itching due to seasonal allergies. We made sure to get between all Miss Cook’s little webbed toes to fight against any potential allergens and then we dried each toe individually with a soft cloth as to not leave moisture which can be a breeding ground for bacteria and an attraction for the troublesome California pollens that irk her so. No more itching means no more paw licking. No more paw licking means mom can stop worrying about baby all the time. Which brings me to my next paragraph.

Before all this bathing, I was so worried about Cookie’s sensitive little paws pounding the pavement on her short walks to work that I actually bought her a pair of shoes. I came across them while shopping at my favorite store, Jo-Ann, and I realized that they were the perfect size and shape for Our Girl’s lilliputian tootsies. Really, they are made to fit the Build a Bear Workshop teddy bears. Jo-Ann also sells tiny teddy bear clothes and accessories, but I was immediately drawn to these pink tennis shoes as I envisioned Cookie smartly prancing down the Embarcadero pirouetting to show off the soles of her new trainers. Of course they don’t exactly fit her. Of course she will not wear them. Of course I will be returning them tomorrow. The important part of this story is that Cookie is now in tip(toe) top shape! I guess we will just have to increase her “spa days” to every 7 days instead of 10 days. Lucky Girl!

Tiny Sock, Bulldog Foot – a Haiku

August 10, 2008

In winter

a tiny sock that stretches

will warm and shield bulldog feet.

Do you like my haiku? I was inspired by Cookie (big surprise). Lately Our Girl has been having seasonal allergy issues. She gets a little itchy on her feet and sometimes licks them until they are sore. Poor thing. Benedryl works, but so do these awesome little newborn socks I got at the drugstore. They work great because they are very stretchy but not tight. Cookie will totally let me put them on her, but doesn’t really like wearing them as you can see. Also she is sitting right on top of her Ropey Green Bat toy so that might be why she is grumpy. No matter, I just distract her with butterfly kisses and tummy massages until she falls asleep.

She’s Got Bette Davis Eyes

August 10, 2008

I admit it. I’m a total stage mother. I’m always talking about how cute Cookie is, how smart Cookie is, and just really how doggone perfect she is. Lately Tim and I have been creating little movies in our heads and putting our extremely talented Cookie in the starring role. After all, she does have star qualities…  Just look at the heavy lidded, smoky eyes. And her sultry noir-inspired lipstick! And don’t forget her alabaster complexion.  Does she remind you of any glamourous starlet of the silver screen in particular?

Go ahead, Cookie. Give us your best Bette Davis eyes. A Classic!